Productivity Hacks for Busy People

The next-gen hacks that follow have been developed over many years of research, and a lot of trial and error. This information is strictly exclusive to this blog's readers, and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, should they be shared with anyone, living or dead. Now we’ve got that out of the way, let’s press on. As a …

Spennyriver Dispatch – Election Fever Grips Town

Spennyriver is a small town deep in the heart of the Midlands, UK. The Spennyriver Dispatch is the local paper bringing you all the local news, keeping you up to date with all the happenings in this strange town. It's like a regular town with regular people. Just weirder. Elections for Leader of the Spennyriver …

Brexit Shenanigans

"Hello?" She picked up the phone and held it to her face. "Theresa?" said the voice at the end of the line. "Yes. Is that Donald?" Theresa May turned to the room and covered the mouthpiece. She pointed it the phone and gave the others in the room a 'thumbs up' gesture. "Yes it is. …

Writing Uncomfortable Characters – Exploding Semen Man

Okay, so this is another interesting one for you. I think the image says it all. This post contains themes of an adult nature Last time I talked about writing a paedophile character and the difficulties I had with it. This time it's a character, or rather a set of characters that I've had floating …

Spennyriver Dispatch – September 2018 – Man Arrested in Nightclub Brawl

Spennyriver is a small town deep in the heart of the Midlands, UK. The Spennyriver Dispatch is the local paper bringing you all the local news, keeping you up to date with all the happenings in this strange town. It's like a regular town with regular people. Just weirder. Man arrested at Nightclub A man …