More Bad Analogies – These Ones Are As Bad As Like, Whatever

Who knew there were so many? More from the Washington Post competitions... He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River. (Brian Broadus, Charlottesville) Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had … Continue reading More Bad Analogies – These Ones Are As Bad As Like, Whatever

More Bad Analogies – These Ones Are As Bad As Something That is Very Bad.

Continuing on From last week's examples, I found more examples of bad analogies, this time from The Washington Post, that ran a contest for people to come up with bad analogies. I think they did very well. I'm thinking I should write story that's made up only of bad analogies... Oooo, he smells bad, she … Continue reading More Bad Analogies – These Ones Are As Bad As Something That is Very Bad.

Bad Analogies – As Bad As A Piece Of Forgotten Chicken Left Out Overnight

I came across a couple of really bad analogies recently that made me chuckle (after I'd finished cringing), so it lead me to search out more examples of bad analogies. As it turns out, there are loads of examples. I found this first list over on Snopes.com, and is taken from actual high school essays. … Continue reading Bad Analogies – As Bad As A Piece Of Forgotten Chicken Left Out Overnight