A little something to amuse you before bedtime. This is NOT my work, but if I were you, I’d head over to checkout many similar funnies! Website details at the end.
“Whats up?” asked Sprite.
“Oh its my missus” replied Spectre. “She keeps asking me to dress up as a character from Alice in Wonderland.”
“Are you mad at her?” asked Sprite. “Oh don’t you start” grumbled Spectre. –